All the Randomness I can Find

For the people across the world searching for something to snicker at.
theclumsiestninja:

cardboard-crack:

For this week only, you can get my 2nd comic collection, titled “I will never quit Cardboard Crack,” for 25% off! Just use the code E9UCCAJM at check out when ordering from this page. Thanks for your support!

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White border was a thing for a few years, they all look terrible (and are cheap as a result) due to the ease of scuffing and dirtying around the edges. Unfortunately the cheapest dual lands are white bordered. Meaning most legacy decks have a few.

theclumsiestninja:

cardboard-crack:

For this week only, you can get my 2nd comic collection, titled “I will never quit Cardboard Crack,” for 25% off! Just use the code E9UCCAJM at check out when ordering from this page. Thanks for your support!

:?

White border was a thing for a few years, they all look terrible (and are cheap as a result) due to the ease of scuffing and dirtying around the edges. Unfortunately the cheapest dual lands are white bordered. Meaning most legacy decks have a few.

I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?

Daniel Radcliffe (via hankgreensmoustache)

(via joyouslyprofane)

msfili:

Peter Quill aka Burt Macklin FBI aka Andy Dwyer here to save the galaxy

(via humantic)

aretsuna:

Seeing a talented and well known actor casted as one of my favourite characters in not so known movie adaptation of my favourite book… Well Charles Dance just get +10 points in my opinion. 

And let’s be honest: his Vetinari is just perfect.

(via ooksaidthelibrarian)

makanidotdot:

thank u to my friend zevri for opening my eyes to how well so many Ron Swanson lines go with Lin.

Also made me realize how much I want Lin and Mako to have a Ron and April thing going on.

(via scribblingquill)

balcerak:

Infinite multiverses and I’m stuck in the one where superheroes are fictional and people kill other people for having different colored skin

(via misscritic)

masterblaster:

theeasyvirtue:

masterblaster:

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.
I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

masterblaster:

theeasyvirtue:

masterblaster:

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.

I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

(via theclumsiestninja)