"Tales from the Pit" #720
I cast a fireball at the convenient five by five square of goblin minions. They have to stop marching like that.
—Wizard, 4th Edition (via outofcontextdnd)
- Boy: we even finish each others s-
- Me: ave rock and roll
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
Aaand you have successfully punched a fish.
Great A’Tuin by Paul Kidby
GM: Ok you see even more people fishing an-
Laura: WAIT. ARE FISH CURRENCY??