All the Randomness I can Find

For the people across the world searching for something to snicker at.

All witches are selfish, the Queen had said. But Tiffany’s Third Thoughts said: Then turn selfishness into a weapon! Make all things yours! Make other lives and dreams and hopes yours! Protect them! Save them! Bring them into the sheepfold! Walk the gale for them! Keep away the wolf! My dreams! My brother! My family! My land! My world! How dare you try to take these things, because they are mine!

I have a duty!

—― Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men (via thewitchnextdoornl)

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charlesoberonn:

alexandrabeththegreat:

mjcabooseman:

autumn-prose:

nathaniel-the-angel:

leijonnaire:

guys we watched this in science class today

just watch it you won’t regret it

OMFG THAT WENT SO MANY PLACES THAT I NEVER COULD HAVE IMAGINED

CAN NO LONGER GO WITHIN 100 CENTIMETERS.

This is a classic

Popped a cap

I thought for a second this was about actual science

I saw this for the first time as a 10 year old. It taught me a great many things about spiders and quite possibly led to my ever-growing fear of them. We do not mess with the crack cocaine spiders.

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